Carpe culum

Carpe culum

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Sep 1

I need a nap and an orgasm.

- An Ancient Proverb, probably (via thegreatmadman)

Sep 1

(Source: devil-ev)

Sep 1

(Source: always-on-fire-for-sara)

Sep 1

azurish:

"So, have you met any nice boys at college yet?"

*turns up Tegan and Sara*

Sep 1

kiingpaark:

being an unattractive horny teenager is actually so hard i want to cry 

Sep 1

uswntbadass20:

I don’t regret any of this

Sep 1

can-you-come-a-little-closer:

My mom came up to me and was like what’s that song T&S sing about a sister and I was like what and she said it goes “Shop with your sister” and I was like MOM IT’S SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM.

Sep 1

(Source: fuckyeahtrqskq)

Sep 1

(Source: quingifs)

Sep 1

merchenary:

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Sara’s smile