Carpe culum

Carpe culum

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Aug 1

ithasoul:

Tegan and Sara BluesFest  2014

Photo:Scott Penner/Aesthetic Magazine Toronto)

Aug 1

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Aug 1

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Aug 1
  • Tegan: We both have a favorite side of our face.
  • Sara: It's true.
  • Tegan: I like this side of my face more, 'cause I feel Sara was in the womb, that she sat on me or developed on me, so my ear kinda curves...
  • Sara: You know what, I took up a lot of real estate in the womb... stretched out.
Aug 1

arc520:

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

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Aug 1

(Source: taylor72898)

Aug 1
fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number

and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

Aug 1
  • person: so tell me about yourself
  • me: well i'm angry and queer
Aug 1

reichenfeels:

reichenfeels:

  • “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
  • “Come on, it’s just a joke”
  • “toughen up and stop being a baby”
  • “We’re just teasing”

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BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.

IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST

FUCK OFF.

this post will often go weeks without a note

and then there’ll be a holiday

and it resurfaces

and that makes me sad

Aug 1

ridge:

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my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”

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i’m happy