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subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D



caswithashotgun:

caswithashotgun:

"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

glad to see y’all spreading the word





Happy Birthday Tegan and Sara!

Happy Birthday Tegan and Sara!

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yeseniabuelna:

We played this festival and after the show, this woman came up to the fence and she pushed her pregnant belly up against the fence and she was like ‘I have a baby in there’ and I was like I hope so, and uh, she was like ‘And I’m gonna name it Tegan!’ and I was like yeah, sure..you just want to meet me or whatever, you know something teenager of me to say and I was kinda aggressive and then anyway like 7 years later I met this kid named Tegan and the mom was like ‘Don’t you remember me I brought my baby to the show’ and I was like, oh my god!-Tegan

yeseniabuelna:

We played this festival and after the show, this woman came up to the fence and she pushed her pregnant belly up against the fence and she was like ‘I have a baby in there’ and I was like I hope so, and uh, she was like ‘And I’m gonna name it Tegan!’ and I was like yeah, sure..you just want to meet me or whatever, you know something teenager of me to say and I was kinda aggressive and then anyway like 7 years later I met this kid named Tegan and the mom was like ‘Don’t you remember me I brought my baby to the show’ and I was like, oh my god!
-Tegan




iwusnineteen:

Night Terrors Of 1927 ft Tegan and Sara - When You Were Mine | Snippet